Fan Mines Taylor Swift Lyrics, Re-ups Booze Conspiracy Theory

April 11th, 2018: As seen on SONGLYRICS (PDF)

Taylor Swift drinks a beer at a New York Knicks game; Photo: Clever News/YouTube


When Taylor Swift dropped her sixth record, Reputation, back in the fall of 2017, a few people were quick to note all the references to alcohol — 13 in total — that when matched up with a cumulative mere four references to adult beverages on previous records, raised some eyebrows.

Why six records, nearing her 30s, spawned by Big booze-loving Country, a millionaire umpteen times over, and just discovering the “old fashioned” (“Getaway Car“) or the time-honored pleasure of “Island breeze and lights down low” (“…Ready For It?”)?

And though questions such as these have remained unanswered by Swift, fans have had their fun speculating conspiracy theories. Many of which are as transparent as a window in the fact that Reputation was Swift’s grand bad-girl branding push.

Anyway, a big data nerd on Reddit got to visualizing all these references into graph form, because what good are computers and huge databases of lyrics if not to find the saddest Radiohead song, how rap is actually the least drug-refferencing genre, and of course — how infatuated Taylor Swift is with branding herself Queen of the Hooch.

Enter Joe Hovde from Cincinnati, Ohio who took all of Swift’s mentions of alcohol in her entire oeuvre and put it into a bar graph. Since posting his work to the intranets, fans are once again coming out of the woodwork to marvel in Swift’s appreciation of whiskey on ice.

Posting to Twitter a few days prior to his Reddit blast, Hovde wrote: “Taylor Swift is going through the phase where you brag about drinking alcohol rather late in life. Insp. from .”

The emotional reaction to the data is still kind of mixed, with one Reddit user downplaying the whole bad-girl incentive: “Overall, the tenor of reputation about alcohol (and sex) was, to me, just very honest about being in your 20s. You drink, not necessarily a lot, but it’s there as a background to what you do with friends and romantic partners.”

However you want to read into this — or wash the frivolity of Swift’s drinking habits from your mouth — do not forget some sage advice from one of America’s finest cartoon booze-loving luminaries: “To alcohol: the cause of — and solution to — all of life’s problems.”